Michelle. Female. 20. College Student. My blog consists of: -cute animals -Doctor Who -LGBT*QA rights -Homestuck -atheism -chinchillas -funny stuff me. Tumblr (3.0; @menageriedefolie)http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latulapyrope.tumblr.com/post/50112474098/imagine-driving-behind-an-ambulance-and-the-door" target="_blank">latulapyrope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine driving behind an ambulance and the door swings opens and you hear michael just scream gavins name really loudly as a heart flies out and hits your windshield </p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50782459998http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50782459998Sat, 18 May 2013 22:14:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77b12a34a70befcd9234c9834eebf5ca/tumblr_mmwz0g6dwj1rht3zgo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50782341235http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50782341235Sat, 18 May 2013 22:13:13 -0500europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO<br /> americans: what<br /> europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOLhttp://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781667926http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781667926Sat, 18 May 2013 22:03:44 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geometricdeathtrap.tumblr.com/post/50310975900/metallikato-generallegendary-metallikato" target="_blank">geometricdeathtrap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135731267/generallegendary-metallikato-jewelstaites" target="_blank">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generallegendary.tumblr.com/post/50135350345/metallikato-jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good" target="_blank">generallegendary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135015602/jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop" target="_blank">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jewelstaites.tumblr.com/post/48312176055/how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop-it-pull-it-twist" target="_blank">jewelstaites</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>how to give a good handjob</p> <ul><li>bop it</li> <li>pull it</li> <li>twist it</li> </ul></blockquote> <ul><li>harder</li> <li>better</li> <li>faster</li> <li>stronger </li> </ul></blockquote> <p>You pull your left hand in<br/>You pull your left hand out<br/>You pull your left hand in<br/>And you shake it all about!</p> </blockquote> <p>Cha cha real smooth</p> </blockquote> <p>none of you ever touch a penis</p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781246657http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781246657Sat, 18 May 2013 21:57:46 -0500mother: you need to stop playing the sims.<br /> me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredeschehttp://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781078964http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50781078964Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:24 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://balloonney.tumblr.com/post/50519914270/teachers-who-dont-let-videos-buffer-before" target="_blank">balloonney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9eed5b174f0c5a333a79a0ea53a3e91e/tumblr_inline_mmuyjqXqhk1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>and think the video is broken when it stops to load</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3c2d79b74865f191e54d0edf839eb17d/tumblr_inline_mmuymuxJIa1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cc19309cbabf8102a2e86902ea72be89/tumblr_inline_mmuynffdzM1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>“work in pairs”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/334ce03568affdf2c29e1d0160f08966/tumblr_inline_mmuyoo8znB1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659673973http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659673973Fri, 17 May 2013 11:44:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiosyncratic-lavender.tumblr.com/post/50612637344" target="_blank">idiosyncratic-lavender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b4daa5594ca4a3554ff051160f4824ac/tumblr_inline_mmx1cgNNzL1qz4rgp.png"/></strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>whats in the bag</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659566486http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659566486Fri, 17 May 2013 11:42:15 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snorlaxatives.tumblr.com/post/50456658451/miranda-cosgrove-turned-20-today-but-to-me-she" target="_blank">snorlaxatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a4ac84ae6917d7d7d8e1572b7a2b215d/tumblr_inline_mmtc7mcttv1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659218792http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50659218792Fri, 17 May 2013 11:35:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b69006e1c18c08483117fada144b758/tumblr_mmrebr9Uca1qca3fjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dailychinchilla.tumblr.com/post/50656911878/via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dailychinchilla</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via)</p></blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50658595823http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50658595823Fri, 17 May 2013 11:23:29 -0500“Black women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see Black women. White women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see women. White men wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see human beings.”<br/><br/> - <em>Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jatigi.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jatigi</a>)</em>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626359859http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626359859Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:08 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-bards-apprentice.tumblr.com/post/49869547355/me-when-im-at-a-friends-house-and-that-friend-has-a" target="_blank">the-bards-apprentice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dd498e167f2e5cec2b9724b6d274f10/tumblr_inline_mmfzc3QsrX1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626181310http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626181310Thu, 16 May 2013 21:57:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princesscadenza.tumblr.com/post/39361949478/unicornlet-princesscadenza-how-to-drink" target="_blank">princesscadenza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unicornlet.tumblr.com/post/39361926766/princesscadenza-how-to-drink-milk-is-this" target="_blank">unicornlet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princesscadenza.tumblr.com/post/39361904826/how-to-drink-milk" target="_blank">princesscadenza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how to drink milk</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5fc40d0fc00acabaa2d74b35e9922558/tumblr_inline_mfxmo68euB1qisuna.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>is this the right gif </p> </blockquote> <p>NO IT’S NOT</p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626153983http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50626153983Thu, 16 May 2013 21:57:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d64b1ec23421528b9373c59b87fb7c70/tumblr_mlf6njjlzK1qcgogyo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4de82d6193ac08aa4e3c1db6192049f0/tumblr_mlf6njjlzK1qcgogyo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54d1cf292218ba77d9228f73b244b673/tumblr_mlf6njjlzK1qcgogyo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8ba0593c6b454b977773ba6e9e630e9/tumblr_mlf6njjlzK1qcgogyo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>The Doctors signing autographs on set today (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbc_fangirl/" target="_blank">x</a>)</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50625610939http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50625610939Thu, 16 May 2013 21:50:12 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/45157681591" target="_blank">hungarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito</p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50590909547http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50590909547Thu, 16 May 2013 13:46:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6c0e9fcbcf65c28fe84f2b40f8afe21/tumblr_mk9w0jjL3M1qztkl8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://misscoco.tumblr.com/post/49683479702/sexismandthecity-agree-fuckin-preach" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">misscoco</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexismandthecity.tumblr.com/post/46338366146/agree" target="_blank">sexismandthecity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Agree</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin PREACH</p></blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50590470503http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50590470503Thu, 16 May 2013 13:39:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le63pk7Xxj1qd8cb2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559708027http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559708027Thu, 16 May 2013 00:33:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/843d0180c7889ef28a3a27765bb14732/tumblr_mmuxdr5jgC1sp8zhso1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milk-chiller2.tumblr.com/post/50517826373/reminder-of-reason-for-eggplants-name" target="_blank">milk-chiller2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name</p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559565033http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559565033Thu, 16 May 2013 00:30:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4e73e000e735f38d7095a0c0b9b5971/tumblr_ml7cef8Vzp1r4vl1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559451079http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559451079Thu, 16 May 2013 00:27:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd11e6b0b39ed6ab0c4f790a7b601bbb/tumblr_mmqwshEaAG1qg1dqyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559396097http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559396097Thu, 16 May 2013 00:26:35 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/48716385484/i-just-want-to-thank-pasta-for-being-a-part-of-my" target="_blank">kanyewesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life</p> </blockquote>http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559321094http://menageriedefolie.tumblr.com/post/50559321094Thu, 16 May 2013 00:25:03 -0500