Michelle. Female. 20. College Student.
My blog consists of:
-cute animals
-Doctor Who
-LGBT*QA rights
-Homestuck
-atheism
-chinchillas
-funny stuff
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.