Day 9: A photo of a celeb I would love to be bff's...
Me: “Man, I’m so mad my dad won’t buy me an awesome car.” Oprah: “OMG no problem! I’ll buy you five!”
Day 8: A photo of my favorite Disney star
WHAT A STUD. I’m mad I forgot to put him on my makeout-scene list.
Day 7: A photo of a celeb I would love to trade...
BEYONCE. Here are my reasons: 1. She is in musicals (see: Dreamgirls). 2. She is amazingly talented. 3. She has a healthy relationship and almost no drama. 4. She has a bodacious booty. (I love my big butt. I don’t think I could ever part with it.)
Day 6: A photo of a celeb I would like to have a...
Um. I really can’t pick just one… Okay, besides all the ones on “I would marry” list, we have: Michael Weatherly A bundle of yum. Sean Murray Cute and nerdy. Cote de Pablo Why the hell not? Obviously these are all NCIS characters. I really miss this show. NEED NEW EPISODES, CBS.
Day 5: A photo of a celeb whose hair I would like...
DUH. Her hair is always absolutely gorgeous.
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because...– Elizabeth Gilbert
Day 4: A photo of my favorite rapper
… Come on, I’m a white girl. Also, he’s pretty sexy, esp. in the Not Afraid video where he gets all intense in that creepy basement room. And I love the video for Love the Way You Lie, even though he’s not the “guy” in the video. It’s still pretty sexy.
Day 3: A celeb I'd turn lesbian for
Natalie Portman She’s supremely talented. She went to Harvard. She’s vegan. She was born in Israel. She said, “I’d rather be smart than a movie star.”
Day 2: A photo of a celebrity I would marry
It’s a three-way tie. Chris Carrabba Beautiful, amazing voice, sensitive. Craig Horner Foreign, sexy, knows how to handle a sword. Jim Sturgess British, attractive, talented. EDIT: How could I forget him? Bo Burnham Within my age range, clever, can play piano and guitar and sing.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.– Oscar Wilde
Bienvenue à ma ménagerie de folie! Why did I choose a French title? Am I trying to look pretentious (because I know I’m succeeding)? Mais non, ma chère. Well, maybe I am trying to appear slightly pretentious because that’s who I am, but more to the point, it’s a combination of my favorite word in English (menagerie) and my favorite word in French (which is strangley not...