January 2011
Day 9: A photo of a celeb I would love to be bff's...
Me: “Man, I’m so mad my dad won’t buy me an awesome car.” Oprah: “OMG no problem! I’ll buy you five!”
Day 8: A photo of my favorite Disney star
WHAT A STUD.
I’m mad I forgot to put him on my makeout-scene list.
Day 7: A photo of a celeb I would love to trade...
BEYONCE.
Here are my reasons: 1. She is in musicals (see: Dreamgirls). 2. She is amazingly talented. 3. She has a healthy relationship and almost no drama. 4. She has a bodacious booty. (I love my big butt. I don’t think I could ever part with it.)
Day 6: A photo of a celeb I would like to have a...
Um.
I really can’t pick just one… Okay, besides all the ones on “I would marry” list, we have:
Michael Weatherly A bundle of yum.
Sean Murray Cute and nerdy.
Cote de Pablo Why the hell not?
Obviously these are all NCIS characters. I really miss this show. NEED NEW EPISODES, CBS.
Day 5: A photo of a celeb whose hair I would like...
DUH.
Her hair is always absolutely gorgeous.
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because...
– Elizabeth Gilbert
Day 4: A photo of my favorite rapper
…
Come on, I’m a white girl.
Also, he’s pretty sexy, esp. in the Not Afraid video where he gets all intense in that creepy basement room. And I love the video for Love the Way You Lie, even though he’s not the “guy” in the video. It’s still pretty sexy.
Day 3: A celeb I'd turn lesbian for
Natalie Portman
She’s supremely talented. She went to Harvard. She’s vegan. She was born in Israel.
She said, “I’d rather be smart than a movie star.”
Day 2: A photo of a celebrity I would marry
It’s a three-way tie.
Chris Carrabba Beautiful, amazing voice, sensitive.
Craig Horner Foreign, sexy, knows how to handle a sword.
Jim Sturgess British, attractive, talented.
EDIT:
How could I forget him?
Bo Burnham Within my age range, clever, can play piano and guitar and sing.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
– Oscar Wilde
Bienvenue à ma ménagerie de folie!
Why did I choose a French title? Am I trying to look pretentious (because I know I’m succeeding)? Mais non, ma chère. Well, maybe I am trying to appear slightly pretentious because that’s who I am, but more to the point, it’s a combination of my favorite word in English (menagerie) and my favorite word in French (which is strangley not...