May 2013
May 22nd
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thefaceofnoe: believesinsongs: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.  donna. the thing you’re talking about is donna. martha jones. rose tyler.
May 22nd
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To Whomever It May Concern: When you ask me to...
May 22nd
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
May 22nd
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beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
May 22nd
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i-love-you-most-ardently: seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there Wait, what’s that pattern on it? BOOM DEVIL’S TRAP. #JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK omg...
May 22nd
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alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
May 21st
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best-of-funny: stupicl: FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11 X whO THE FUCK had facebook when they were 11????
May 21st
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simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
May 21st
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for actually I read a bunch of linguistic articles about how language is not directly related to thought. One can have thoughts without a language.
May 21st
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ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait  you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
May 21st
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andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
May 21st
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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– Pearl (via sherunsfromdarkness) I recently found out that an old friend of mine that I had a falling out with was telling people that I was faking depression as an excuse for stupid things I’d done, and that I was just “sad” about things, among a lot of other really shitty things they were saying...
May 21st
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vondell-swain: she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
May 21st
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sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 21st
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May 21st
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Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit!
May 21st
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iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
askgamzeemakara-blog: malkatz: zanreosauce: mooncactus: tofferton: moon-over-june: lothie: xdmoneyx: amidstthebloodshed: Grow up. I can’t stand when people fish.  Period. I can’t stand fish. I can’t stand. I can. Can. CA and eridan is a fish… this has gone full circle This is life….
May 20th
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filharmagic: rorpie: bloomingrosesandbrokenglass: simon-the-jewish-vampire: rorpie: sapphirewitch: rorpie: why i hate this website I think you mean why I love this website Because this is fuckibg epic stop Stop what Being awesome? Obviously, that mean comment was made by a hipster blog. They’re jealous of our fandom army. oh my fucking god i fucking hate you people
May 19th
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cyansleuth: oh my god
May 19th
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latulapyrope: imagine driving behind an ambulance and the door swings opens and you hear michael just scream gavins name really loudly as a heart flies out and hits your windshield 
May 19th
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May 19th
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
May 19th
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
May 19th
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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
May 19th
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balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
May 17th
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idiosyncratic-lavender: whats in the bag
May 17th
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snorlaxatives: miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
May 17th
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“Black women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see Black women....”
– Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via jatigi)
May 17th
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the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
May 17th
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princesscadenza: unicornlet: princesscadenza: how to drink milk is this the right gif  NO IT’S NOT
May 17th
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