filharmagic: rorpie: bloomingrosesandbrokenglass: simon-the-jewish-vampire: rorpie: sapphirewitch: rorpie: why i hate this website I think you mean why I love this website Because this is fuckibg epic stop Stop what Being awesome? Obviously, that mean comment was made by a hipster blog. They’re jealous of our fandom army. oh my fucking god i fucking hate you people
cyansleuth: oh my god
latulapyrope: imagine driving behind an ambulance and the door swings opens and you hear michael just scream gavins name really loudly as a heart flies out and hits your windshield
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
idiosyncratic-lavender: whats in the bag
snorlaxatives: miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
Black women wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see Black women....– Michelle Haimoff, on privilege (via jatigi)
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
princesscadenza: unicornlet: princesscadenza: how to drink milk is this the right gif NO IT’S NOT
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
kanyewesticle: I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
teenagegaywad: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
vee-blackwell: END OF ACT MONTH 1
magicconchshell: without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
Hi. I would like to inform you that the “Eskimo people” do not have hundreds of words for snow. At least not in the way you think. Here’s why that’s wrong: 1. “Eskimo” refers to many groups of people who speak many different languages. 2. In the Central Alaskan Yupik language, spoken by Eskimos, there are just as many words used to refer to snow as there...
plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via brucewaynes) READ A BOOK (via lexcanroar)
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
anoia: strudelgit: homuras: ‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo” IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FACE!?!??!
reasons why u should follow me
ethankwolfe: trav614: emeraldsplash: set me free trust me and we can escape from the city lol sonic RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEED O ROUND
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange